Wine, Whiskey , Scotch or Beer,
Some are translucent, sparking or crystal clear,
Getting a bottle of Champaign,
Costs almost like a campaign.
Dinner with some Wine,
Shows that you are doing just fine.
Beer if had more than a pint or two,
One can solve any problem through and through.
Small quantity of good old Whiskey,
Even makes talking seem risky.
Few sips of some nice Scotch,
Takes your thinking up a notch.
Give me some tasty Rum,
I’ll even disco to the beats of drums
Go ahead have some Gin,
Checkout a mirror, you’ll see yourself Grin
Have some of these from time to time,
But making it a habit is a crime.